xxxxx CORKY report EXCLUSIVE xxxxx WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 5, 2001 01:21 PM ET xxxxx

Reno-Skunkape Connection Revealed!
Documents Prove Reno and Skunkape Lifetime Companions

The Corky Report has obtained official documents that prove there is a link between the Florida Skunkape and former Attorney General Janet Reno. According to newly released documents Janet Reno has had an on-going relationship with the Florida Skunkape for nearly 24 years and they recently attempted to get married in Vermont. Details of this amazing story will be published on the Corky Report in a 3 part series beginning Wednesday, September 5, 2001.

Part I:

The Beginning

MIAMI, FL - The Florida Skunkape is generally referred to as Florida's version of "Bigfoot". Standing over 7 feet tall and having a reddish brown hair the Skunkape is an intimidating creature indeed. However this apparently wasn't enough to discourage the relationship that flourished between Reno and the Skunkape.

Reno was born in Florida and lived here for most of her life. Living in the South Florida, Reno first became aware of the Skunkape during the late 1970s.

South Florida in the 1970s was a far cry from the sprawling suburbs of today. As illustrated in the movie Porky's, South Florida was mostly an uninhabited swamp area. Reports of the Skunkape where common and Reno was a leader in the hunt to capture this elusive creature.

According to newspaper articles from the time, Reno received funding to capture the creature from the Florida Institute of Research for Large Animals and Fish (FITRLAF). After 14 months of searching and showing no results funding was pulled Reno was back to searching on her own. But she wouldn't need to search much longer since the discovery of the Skunkape was right around the corner.

Skunkape Discovered

Reno's big break came in February of 1977. According to unofficial documents and newspaper articles from the time Reno first made contact with the Skunkape while fishing for catfish at Lake Okeechobee.

Reno was fishing at the lake like she did every Tuesday when she spotted the 7 foot tall creature. Even thought she had no equipment to capture the creature, the 6' 4" Reno pursued the Skunkape deep into the swamps of the Florida Everglades.

From there the stories are sketchy but local legend has it Reno somehow captured the creature and returned it to her home. Most locals believe Reno killed and then ate the Skunkape, however exclusive documents obtained by the Corky Report tell a different story, a much different story.

Part 2 of our 3 part exclusive is now available.

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