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A Note from Corky: i don't normally sell stuff on my site, but i made this to help you make sure mir doesn't hit you.
Crashing MIR Space
Station Detecto-Hat NR
The latest news from NASA, TASS, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, not to mention the Cartoon
Network, is that the Russian Space Station MIR has outlived its uselessness and
is preparing to crash to earth in a mass of flaming debris. That flaming debris
may,or may not, fall on your head! DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN!! We are offering,
here on eBay, for a limited time, the one, the only, Crashing MIR Space Station
Detecto Hat. Made of the best stainless steel double-handled colander five
dollars could buy and a modicum of ultra-high quality aluminum foil, this
Detecto-Hat is GUARANTEED to alert you exactly one nanosecond before it hits
that some of the aforementioned "flaming debris" is about to land on
you! This is achieved by the use of the high tech retractable
"multi-faceted bristle-antenna" we like to call a bottle brush. DO NOT
BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS! This Detecto-hat is uni sex and, as our highly-paid,
and frightened models show, can be worn by anyone. One size fits all. Don't
forget your pet! Our test-model Hershey is protected....shouldn't YOUR dog? Be
the first in your neighborhood to sport not only a phenomenal personal
protective device, but a multi-use kitchen tool when the danger of an
ineveitable result of our highly-technological world has abated. Endorsed by the
PPWR (Personally Paranoid Without Reason) and other organizations which are too
numerous to mention. Measuring a full 12 inches tall (antenna retracted) it will
afford you the protection you need at an amazingly low price. With the antenna
fully extended (for maximum protection) the full height is whopping 14"!
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